TelecomItalia – Bellaugello: Luxury gay bed and breakfast near Perugia, Umbria, Italy

I just love Italy, but not all things Italian…

My internet and voip are provided by Telecom Italia who market their products as “Alta Velocita”  otherwise known as high speed

Recently the internet has been getting slower and slower, indeed the carrier pigeons I am breeding are nearly fully trained.  They will certainly fly faster than Telecom Italia’s service

Speed check just laughed at me   Download speed 0.59mb  upload 0.01mb  Now thats fast…….

Alta Velocita being relative to what?