Are you commercial?

A rude awakening at seven o’clock this morning by the shrill of the telephone:

“Pronto Bellaugello”

(In Italian)

How do I find you?

Me thinking sleepily…   “We are between Gubbio and Perugia – Frazione Valdichiascio”

How much for a room?

“160 euro a night including breakfast”

no I mean how much for two hours?

Don’t you just love the vulgarity and gall of Italian men…