The builders were very busy yesterday filling cracks, put your durty minds away, the only cracks here at my gay guest house are those in the walls at the south end of the house. Caused by lack of maintenance over the years, small leisions have appeared in the walls.
The remdial work included the phonetically delightful sounding ‘scoushie scoushie’ technique of tying stones together and locking the wall tight. In addition we are reinforcing the foundations, so that however hard you rock n roll in your sleep, you will not end up rolling down to the valley floor!