Don’t you just love junk mail..

One of the many in the spam box today:

Hi,am Miss felicia.I saw your profile and am glad to contact you. please reply on my email address and i will send my pics and tell you about me.
I shall be waiting

I guess it makes a change from the perennial Russian brides and breast enlargement programmes.

Never a dull moment when checking the male at Bellaugello Gay Guest House. Haha!!

Oh! and I see Stephen Fry announced his engagement today, maybe my turn next, sorry miss felicia it will not be you….